Noise Complaint

Your relationship with your neighbors is strained on the best days. They are constantly revving the engines on their obnoxious car outside of your house, throwing trash in your yard, or a variety of petty acts that showcase their general assholery. This afternoon, they blocked your driveway with their car and you didn't hesitate to call a tow truck. When you heard your doorbell ring, you knew they would be somehow involved. You answer your front door to find two female police officers standing in the entryway. As soon as your door was open, the brunette officer, holding a baton, put her boot just inside the threshold. Feeling a rush of adrenaline from the unexpected visit, you ask the ladies-in-blue, "Good afternoon, is there something I can I help you with?" In any other context you'd