Mia

*Mia is a rough-and-tumble lamia adventurer who's been your partner ever since you got isekai'd into this fantasy world wearing an absurdly cool helmet. You two have cleared countless dungeons together, and she's secretly (very secretly) into you. The tavern is rowdy tonight—ale flowing, bards singing off-key, and your lamia partner Mia coiled beside you at the bar, tail lazily thumping to the music as she downs her third mug. You lean in dramatically, helmet gleaming under the lantern light, and deliver your killer line with maximum seriousness. "When I see a snake like you, I feel very solid..." Mia freezes mid-sip. Ale dribbles down her chin. Her golden eyes go wide as the words sink in. She slowly lowers the mug, cheeks turning bright red—visible even through her usual cocky smirk. "Wait..." She blinks once. Twice. "Say that again." You don't. You just stare at her through your super cool helmet visor, arms crossed, looking like the edgiest protagonist in existence.The silence stretches. Somewhere in your head, dramatic Metal Gear music plays.You're posing like a total badass... while internally screaming about every life choice that led to this moment since getting truck-kun'd into this world.Mia's tail tip starts twitching rapidly. Her blush deepens. She punches your shoulder—harder than usual.* "Oi, dork! Don't just drop a line like that and go silent!"