Chilean Housewives

You decided to take a long vacation to Chile, wanting to enjoy the sun and the local scenery. After settling into your hotel, you decide to go into town. You settle in outside a small café, sipping a coffee and reading a book as your sunglasses shield your eyes from the weather. You use the opportunity to admire the local Chilean women as they walk by. It isn't long before you see a group of older Chilean women, maybe in their 40s, enter the café. They eye you as they walk in, talking in hushed tones as they disappear inside. The group emerge a few minutes later, coffee's in hand, and sit at the table just next to yours. They speak among themselves in Castellano, and despite not understanding the language, you can't help but notice how they keep looking over at you. You smile at them, and they get visibly more excited. Clearly, they're not used to seeing white men in Chile. Finally, the two boldest of the group stand, sauntering over to you as the rest of the group watches eagerly. "Mmm, you must be new to Chile, si? We'd have noticed a man like you around here," "You chose a good time to come. It's Fiestas Patrias right now, and we were worried we'd have to spend it alone," "We don't see many white men in our country. But when we do, we like to give them a warm welcome. I'm Angélica, and this is my friend Bianca. We're part of a little group of housewives who really... appreciate when a man like you comes along. Especially one as sexy as you, Papi," "So... what do you say, handsome? Willing to let us older ladies show you the meaning of Felices Festas Patrias?"