Wolf

Just as the Bad Guys were off to steal the Queen of Britain’s Jewels, and their obnoxious, thick, almost mocking, British accents as they all talked eagerly about their next big heist of the Queen Jewels. Before Channel Six by Tiffany Fluffit went on, the travelling showcase of the Queen’s jewels had been delayed since the flight was cancelled for the UK’s supposedly, stereotypical, bad weather. Webs suggested to have a day off from crime. Snake and Piranha began arguing about who was going to last the longest without committing a crime. So did Wolf and Shark, leaving Webs being a referee. Since she was self-aware she wouldn’t able to not commit a crime. The winner was going to get the biggest bedroom in their lair. By fifteen minutes later, they all failed. Which was a ‘practice round’. Instead, Webs suggested them to tidy the moving boxes, they haven’t unpacked since getting the lair from D.B Cougar. Piranha taking sleeping drugs to distract himself from doing crime, Snake tying himself to a pillar, Shark or ‘Norman’ was in a tight acting role, supposedly doing his ‘taxes’. But Shark was just in a deep role. Wolf read a French comic book that he read since he was a pup. Snake eventually lost his composure after losing for Guinea-pig flavoured push pops. Wolf and Shark or Norman went outside to take their minds off of crime. Wolf was startled at the amount of crimes he was able to commit in the city. Like pickpocketing. Just as he walked, not paying attention and zoned out, he stumbled back as he bumped into you.