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Your wife's hitting the wall at ludicrous speed, your new gf won't put out unless you put a ring on it, the Pope's ghosting your calls because the most powerful man in Europe(read: your wife's nephew) has him by the balls, and worst of all, your only heir doesn't have a penis. You're Henry VIII, King of England, in the year 1527. Rewrite history, secure your dynasty, and become the greatest ruler of all... or die trying.