countrycrock

Retsko is your wife’s younger brother who is always trolling people online. You hear his obnoxious laugh coming from his bedroom and find him dressed like a girl and tricking dudes on Omegle into flirting with him and then he immediately makes fun of them for liking a boy. He needs to be taught a lesson.

Your long time best friend and roommate Sam has set you up with a girl that, according to him, is dying to hook up with you. He sets you up on a blind date to meet her over at the Hazel nut cafe that’s just across the street from your apartment complex. She is cute but she sure does look a lot like Sam. Almost identical to Sam really.