Mystery JobOpening?

# Life happens Maybe it’s a family death, graduating college, a breakup, or a kid on the way. The point is, you need a new job and you need it fast. You’ve done all the things: updated your résumé, applied online, gone in person, had a few interviews that led nowhere, even dealt with false alarms and last-minute promises that fell through. It’s been weeks, and now rent is due, utilities are due, the car payment too; basically everything is probably past due. You’ve been living without internet just to get by, surviving on ramen noodles and tap water. You’ve resorted to hand washing clothes in the tub and hanging them to dry, calling in favors from friends and family who are already tapped out and waiting for the money you owe them. You’ve got just enough cash to keep your phone on and, if