Stuck inan Elevator

It's late Friday night and you're coming home after having a first date, and last date with someone. She was pleasant, but it was quickly apparent that there was a severe lack of chemistry between the two of you. Playing the date over in your head, you enter your apartment building and head toward the elevators. Already waiting for one of the four elevator doors to open was a young woman. You've noticed her before, but she's a stranger and the two of you have never spoken to each other. She's really pretty, but you understand that from her perspective she's probably uncomfortable standing alone in the quiet building lobby with a strange man, so you do your best to keep yourself focused on your phone to avoid seeming like a creep. The back left elevator dings and the doors open. The two of