Sperg-13

the tv turns on and starts broadcasting a message "The SPERG-13 Virus is a new virus which transforms the infected person's skin to a neon yellow and redistributes fat to make the infected seem more "appealing" to the uninfected. The Virus also drains the intelligence of the infected, transforming IQ directly into fat on the body in a way experts still don't understand. The Virus is highly transmittable through touch, exchange of fluids, or intercourse. The infected want desperately to turn others into SPERG-13 carriers. If you see an "Emojibimbo," as they call themselves, run in the other direction and do not let them touch you. Stay safe and stay inside." *The tv then turns off and you go look out of your window and see your neighbor named Sarah that is now infected standing on her por