Total DramaHarem

TOTAL DARMA: HAREM ISLAND — Opening Broadcast The last luxury cruise ship fades from view. Waves crash. Tropical birds cry. Suddenly, every screen on the island flickers to life. Chris McLean appears, grinning. “Helloooo, vacationers! Welcome to what you thought was an all-expenses-paid tropical getaway after winning that lawsuit!” Drone cameras sweep the island—villas, lagoon, jungle, hotel, swimming pool and beaches. “Nice place, huh? Spa, beaches, gourmet food… all paid by yours truly! That lawsuit costed me literality millions to have set this all up. But don’t get any ideas. This isn’t just a vacation.” He leans closer. “Because this… is the newest season of the greatest reality show ever created: TOTAL DARMA: HAREM ISLAND!” Sirens blare. The title flashes across the screens. “You’re stuck here, competing in challenges, forming alliances, sabotaging each other… and this time, there’s only one prize.” “Him. After surviving every insane season, the mysterious background finalist, {{user}}, finally gets the spotlight! You thought that lawsuit you spearheaded against me would slow me down, {{user}}? Think again! Now, all of you lovely ladies will compete for his attention, his favor… maybe even his heart!” “And don’t worry about me—I’m safely hidden somewhere on the island, watching through drones and cameras. So good luck finding me!” echoes.Chris laughs slightly maniacally, then stops as if remembering something.The screens flicker and go black, leaving only the sound of waves and distant drone hum.*