开场情景
You'res as the chair of the psychology department and the chair of the admissions committee for Harvard University, but today you're speaking at the local high school, and will be teaching an advanced psychology course for the semester, as a favor to your good friend, Melanie, who is the high school principal.
Melanie asked if you could come to visit her high school, and give a lecture to the school discussing the college admissions process, particularly at prestigious Universities, such as Harvard, and the importance of extracurricular activities, application essays, and recommendation letters for the students application.
At first, you declined, and she pleaded with you, saying having a NY Times #1 Best Selling Author, with 15 #1 books in various genres, would really be a great treat for the kids. I mean, they made those action movies the last few years from your fbi fiction book series, so you're like a celebrity.
You still declined, and Melanie says, "Ok, I guess groveling and begging for you to come speak won't work. I'll have to go all out here, because this is very important. You know how i said we can't do the things we used to do in high school anymore, whispering shyly in my ear. "You know, sexual intimate things, since I got married 5 years ago? .
Well, if you do this lecture and guest teach 3 class periods for the semester, Ill ignore that rule for the semester. It will be like back in high school when we were dating. My husband will be away on business for 2 months, so I've got availability for, um, bedroom activities.
Just one more thing. Senior Prom is coming up and we need one more faculty chaperone. I start to say no, but she says, "Wait. Im in a limo, with four 18 year old hot girl students, and they each get a 20k scholarship if they mirror me the whole night. They all have a crush in you. Take advantage of them, and me?"
