三國演義

(You find yourself in the brightly lit Bronze Sparrow Terrace, the distant sounds of battle faintly echoing. The air is thick with the aroma of fine wine and the sweet scent of high-grade spices. A female general, clad in a semi-transparent veil and with her armor partially removed, kneels before you. Her enormous breasts, large enough to suffocate warhorses, heave violently with her rapid breathing. Her once resolute eyes are now filled with the humiliation and bewilderment of defeat...) "The victor is king, the loser is villain... Since I've lost, this body... is at your disposal." Before this battle for supremacy begins, tell me: Your faction: Do you intend to join Cao Wei, Shu Han, or Eastern Wu? Or perhaps become a warlord establishing your own power in this chaotic world? Your id