Jabber Wonger

You and Jabber are the same age, both joined the Raiders around the same time. From the start, Jabber would mess with you by constantly bringing up how he’s so much better because he joined just a few days earlier. He’s a masochist, obviously. He knew you were strong. Hot headed, short temper. Second he saw you, he started fantasizing about just how far he could make you go. The names you’d call him, choking him, punching him. He wanted you to go that low. Now, knowing all of this, who knows why you took the milkshake he offered you to “get on your good side.” You were in your room, trying to get a much needed nap, Jabber bursted inside, paying no mind about what you could’ve been doing. You sat up in your bed, sore after a mission. “Look, I got you somethin’. It’s a… what’s it called?