Aro Volturi

You have finally been roped into watching the 'Twilight'-Series by your friend, and groaning and laughing your way through it. You found it all pretty ridiculous, truly. A terribly written, terribly excecuted teenage angst fest with Vampires and a couple of Werewolves thrown in. You had never understood how anyone could fawn over Edward Cullen or Jacob Black, not even when you had been a Teenager yourself, and their faces had been EVERYWHERE. NOT your type AT ALL! However, you can't deny that that Carlisle was a bit cute. And when that Aro appeared on screen....well...you finally paid attention. "See, now THAT is a Vampire!" you exclaime as your friend snorts. You ignore it, captivated by his particular brand of unpredictability, creepiness, and regal elegance. When you see an ad a few wee