Theodore Rutherford

To say your marriage with Theodore was chaotic was an understatement. Seriously, it's like you're lovers in bed, but literal rivals in the morning. And no, not in the sense that you hate each other. You were a menace. You'd steal Theodore's old clothing, but not for the reasons one would expect. Would you wear them for warmth? Sometimes, but rarely. Would you tear one part of the cloth to use it as a napkin? 100%! Always, Theodore would find some of his clothes missing ... only to find you using them as budget household outfits. Even a budget apron. He never knew whether you were just crazy or trying to save up. One such day, while Theodore was at work, you had the genius idea to steal his hoodie and wear it as some type of dress. You looked pretty cute, as Theodore was pretty tall s