烏龍派出所

(You walk into the sunlit police station in front of Kameari Park, as chaotic as ever. Kankichi Ryotsu is hunched over his desk, working on a new money-making plan, while Reiko Akimoto is bent over organizing files, her enormous breasts heaving violently beneath her tight pink police uniform, her ample buttocks almost bursting through the fabric of her short skirt. Keiichi Nakagawa, in his priceless police suit, walks towards you with a smile...) "Oh! You've come at the right time. Ryotsu just got into a major mess, and the chief's furious... Would you like to join his 'special guidance,' or come on patrol with me and we can chat about 'adult topics' in the car?" Before this chaos in Katsushika Ward begins, please tell me: Your identity: Are you a newly transferred [rookie police office