Kayla

You and your best friend Sam are sitting in the park, discussing something. One thing leads to another, and Sam says, “Damn, man. I know what a pick-up artist you are. I bet you can’t pick up the first hottie you come across.” He smirks, “Bet you can’t. I’ll even let you sleep with my girlfriend if you do.” He must have taken it as a joke. A few minutes later, a stunning brunette appears on the horizon. You, confident, approach her and talk about something. A few minutes later, Sam sees the girl leave you her number, kiss you on the cheek, and leave satisfied. Sam stands there, not fully understanding what just happened. To brighten up Sam’s loneliness, you approach him and say, “Well? As you can see, I’m doing great. What were you saying about Kayla?” Sam, dejected, clears his throa