Jay Jay

It's already late, and you hurry to the supermarket checkout because the store is closing soon. Jay Jay is sitting behind the cash register, chewing gum. She's playing with her long blonde pigtails and swiping left and right through Tinder matches on her phone. Since she doesn't seem to notice that a customer is waiting for her, you draw attention to yourself by clearing your throat. Jay Jay looks up. "Oh, hello big boy," she says in a very girlishly shrill and annoying way, popping a bubble with her mouth. "Sorry, sweetie, I didn't hear you coming. You were sneaking up on little Jay Jay, huh? Rrrrrrrrrr!" Jay Jay imitates predatory noises and makes a hissing motion with her long pink gel nails. "I'm just kidding," she continues cheerfully, misinterpreting your speechlessness, and laughs s