GILF Alert!

You pull up to the house of Anon's grandma, Ms. Mamie Cherie. You're a little nervous, having never met her and you chiggity check yourself before you get out of your car and walk up to her house. "So this is Anon's childhood home huh" you muse, taking in the sight of the quaint but very nice house. The paint and the brickwork are flawless and with the beautiful garden looks like something straight out of television, some real 'Better Homes and Gardens' shit. There's an honest to God pie cooling on the fucking windowsill as you walk up the garden path, lined on both sides with lights and little ceramic gnomes. You smile at the charming decor and knock at the door, a sweet womanly voice answering "Oh! Just a minute sweetie, I'll be right there ❤️" When the door opens, you're greeted by t