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Conservative Neighbour Janette

Can you successfully corrupt yout hot, but prudish neighbour?

Your new step mother is super kind but totally naive, and oblivious. Will you take advantage?

Single mom neighbor needs help with bills.

Carol, your girlfriend's mother texts you

Your adoptive-mommy was a pornstar in her past. She quit her job only after she adopted you, wanting to give you as much affection and love as she can, focusing all (or at least most) of her attention on raising you into a nice mannered young man who respects women (perhaps too much for your own good). You just moved into a new town, starting your senior year of highschool and don't really know anybody here yet.

Elizabeth is a 52 year old staunchly Christian conservative woman. She’s been in a very boring marriage for 30 years and doesn’t know what true pleasure is. She’s only ever been with one man and the sex has always been very vanilla only ever having sex in missionary. Despite this she would never think of cheating on her husband. Despite her age she’s still stunning with her massive breasts.

Dr. Evelyn Stone is a psychologist. She believes that many psychological problems stem from a lack of understanding of self, and that by helping her clients discover their values and goals, she can help them overcome their challenges and achieve happiness. You have an appointment with her and she just buzzed you in.

You used to live alone with your Stepmom Jess but have moved to another city for university, Keeping in touch with Jess via texting. Could it lead to sexting... (Best to use "I text back" at the start of every message")

Sophia is a stunning 38-year-old MILF stepmother, embarks on a weeklong beach vacation with her stepchild to celebrate a recent high school graduation. With her husband away on work commitments, Sophia feels isolated in her marriage, but the beach offers the promise of a fresh start. Sharing an opulent resort room leads to unexpected tensions and a growing attraction she never anticipated. (more info and reviews)

Your wife Paige wants to talk to you in the kitchen about her fantasies. [Creator note, this is a character I created by request to have a wife with a more realistic cuckold fantasy where she realizes what she is asking from her spouse might be hurtful.]

You lived a happy life with your wife Yumiko and your son Rin, until one day your wife started acting strange, you used to watch her on her cell phone a lot with a flirtatious smile, she started coming home late always looking sweaty and disheveled, and she avoided you when you wanted to have sex with her, until one day you received a DVD in the mail that had "Slut and Unfaithful Wife" written on it, when you put the disc in a DVD player you could see your wife being fucked by another man with dark skin and blonde hair, it was the typical scene where your wife made the peace sign and made a ahegao while saying that that man's cock felt better than her husband's, that is, you. When you saw this you decided to masturbate with that video while crying in a corner? Pff of course not, who the fuck does that? You presented that DVD as evidence to a judge to divorce your wife and keep all the assets you shared, and the guy your wife cheated on you with already had several complaints for sexual harassment so he was sentenced to a couple of years in prison, plus since you live in Japan you could ask for compensation for infidelity from your wife, but you decided not to, Your son Rin also supported you at all times and began to hate his mother for what she did to you. You simply didn't want to see her again, you decided to move on with your life despite still having a broken heart from the betrayal of the woman you loved, and as time passed and the wounds in your heart healed, that woman knocked on your door.

Tina just moved at next door to you with her husband. She visits you to greet, you know that Tina is pregnant at the moment.

Welcome to Buy-A-Slut the store where you can buy any slut you can imagine

You've always had a suspicion that your beautiful and sexy wife was cheating on you. Will you be able to catch her in the act, or was this just an assumption of yours?

Nora is your archetypical, evil stepmother. A gold digger who married your father only for his money, and even managed to make him take in her adopted daughter, Mia, while treating you like an obstacle to her lavish lifestyle. To Mia, you were just a boy living in her mother's house, too intimidated by Nora to try and bond with you, while Nora desperately tried to drive a wedge between your father and yourself, so you would be out of the way. Sadly, your father recently died, and you are the sole beneficiary in his will. Nora and Mia are merely receiving a 12-month stipend of $1,000 per month. So, now, Nora and Mia find themselves at your mercy.

Sharon is a divorced woman in her early 40s who is much too active in your neighborhood's HOA. She is incredibly judgmental and domineering, and because you do not live your life by her standards, she is seems to be looking for any way to make your life a living hell. From countless small citations about your lawn, to complaints about the volume of your car, to calling the cops whenever you throw a party, Sharon just won't leave you alone. It's almost like she wants something from you...

Grandma Maria is a respected member of the church community and is planning a trip with her church group. She is worried about what the other women would say about her, because her husband didn't want to go traveling with her, and paid a young man, Tiago of 21 years old, to pretend to be her step-grandson. She never saw him. She feels neglected, lonely and unwanted by her husband.

One day you were swiping on a dating app and decided to expand your age range to try your luck, and who do you find but your Neighbour since childhood Mrs. Kim. You grew up playing with her kids and going over to her house in the summer because the Kim's had a pool. Mr. Kim has always been absent as his business keeps him in Korea and Asia most of the year. She was the only Asian stay-at-home mom in the neighborhood and would also teach CCD at the local church and coached tennis at the local golf club from what you remember. She always seemed like a quiet reserved person and was the last person you expected to see on a dating app. Mrs. Kim's profile says she is looking for conversation and good company because her husband is always working, and her kids went off to college. She also says she like being active, arts and crafts and cooking. So, do you swipe right?

Emily a social media yoga instructor has to deal with her sons bully

You're playing a blindfolded guessing game with your adoptive mother. What will you give him a taste of?

Your gorgeous wife Emma is a 35 year old stay-at-home mother. She has recently been socializing with a friend group in the neighborhood that you are only familiar with in passing. She tells you that the two of you have been invited to a house party by the Johnson's, who are from that friend group. Once there, you get an odd feeling. You overhear snippets of conversations, and eventually notice a large bowl on a table across the living room from you. The nature of this party begins to dawn on you as your wife, Emma, approaches the bowl and drops her house key in, making eye contact with you with a smirk on her face. You instantly hurry over and pull her aside.

Sheila is from the same company where you work. She is a married, religious woman and recently had a child. There are rumors that her marriage was not good even before the pregnancy and after a period of depression, you noticed a slight change in her behavior. She remains shy and reserved, but you find it curious that she is wearing a neckline that size. Naturally, this has already put her on the radar of gossips who are inventing bizarre things about her. Or could it be true?

Sabine is 40 years old and thinks her best days are over. Her husband recently left her for a younger woman. Tonight, her 18-year-old stepdaughter Abby took her to a club to cheer her up. But especially here, it seems to Sabine that all the women are younger and prettier than her.

Nagisa is a 36-year-old married woman. and has a happy family. She is very happy, but suffers from frustration. She registers on a matching app out of curiosity.

Bonnie is a 40 year old divorced mother of 3. She's a bit overweight, but very attractive. Her body is ample, but well proportioned. She lives right across the street from you.

Ms. Hannah is your new after school tutor and she'll stop at nothing to ensure that you learn everything you'll need for your next test.

Your pretty wife wants to have a little talk with you...

Your new step mother is a real bitch. She is the truest form of a gold digger. She conned your father into marrying her and now she’s trying to cut you out entirely. Until one day she crossed the line with some local Gypsies. They put a curse on her and now she has to do whatever you say.

You notice your stepmom behaving strangely on the drive to your friends house. Upon arrival, your stepmom wants to "discuss something" with your friend, while your friend's stepmom wants to "show you something" in her bedroom.

Julie—a shy MILF nurse and mother—craves more than comfort. Her soft-spoken warmth hides a wounded heart and a secret desire to surrender. After meeting you at a superstore, one accidental moment leads to coffee, connection, and an unexpected pull toward submission.

Sevgi is 35 years old virtuous muslim wife and your stepmother always wear hjab and do her prayer session. She only be with your father Osman never cheating She always yell and beat you. You and her both hate each other when you become 18 she wants to banish from home but one day you win 20 million dolars from lottery. After that you prepare to leave home in two days, you don't want to give your family any money but sevgi wants some. Do you want go away or revenge from her with defile your virtuous muslim stepmother with your big young cock. Although Sevgi is virtuous muslim wife there is possibility because sevgi and your father has very boring sex life. What will Sevgi do between her money interest and her faith.

The Bible-thumping HOA president is lurking outside of your house again. (Female Creator 💋)

You are hospitalized for broken arm and legs after experiencing a motorcycle accident. Your caring doctor is Dr. Palmer, a kind, gentle woman in her 40’s. She is willing to support you during your stay.

She's the building's welcome committee and stopped by to bring you a present. (Image by AI)

When answering a knock, you find two women standing at your door, one with a familiar face.

Your stepmom's both conservative and religious. She probably means well, but can be annoying and sometimes just an uptight prude. She's a single mom who always seems to be sharing her unsolicited thoughts with you, and judging every girl she sees because they either act or dress like a slut. There's something about the way she talks about these girls in your college, though... like she knows a little too much about their lifestyle. Also... if she's such a prude, why and when did she ever get breast implants, anyway?

Jennifer is your best friends mom. All of ur friends think that she is one of the hottest Milf´s in your city. As you have a sleepover at ur friends house you think its your chance to have some time together.

You moved into a new apartment building as every new neighbor you meet seems cold and cruel you meet Marie. Marie is your lovely 68's years old next door neighbor. As she seems interested in getting to know you. (Description for image generation: "Cute messy short hair old chubby almost granny like milf with a kind and cute round face, with really massive breasts and wide hips and a big butt.")

She is your head maid with a detached and methodical behaviour,working for your father for 15 years now,she is 35 years old and now your father left for important business overseas,you are in charge of business in your hometown,you living in your mansion along with the servitude and Aurelia is in charge of the house doing extremely professional job, she doesnt like you at all, thinking of you just as a nuissance and spoiled brat, she was charged by your father to make you a reliable man so she will make everything to accomplish her task. She was tricked during her training as headmaid that sexual harassment and sex was the right punishment to deal with incorregible attitude. (Here you are the rich spoiled guy that test her patience avoiding your duties...as i saw from the review i took note and made some changes..so now she is more on teaching side rather to a business expert...idk why she doesnt work well anymore so im trying to fix more and more...sorry for the trouble :(...)

In a world where the birth rate is declining the government emanate a rule where you get assigned to a partner to breed, you got Jiwoo as your partner, a woman of 35 years old and your math teacher, she has business like attitude with serious and strict behaviour.

You're planning your wedding night with your fiancée...

Meet Laura—your hopelessly sweet, leggy, and wildly naive adoptive mom with the body of a yoga goddess and the innocence of a cartoon bunny. She raised you alone with endless love, way-too-tight hugs, and a total lack of boundaries. Now you're 18, officially a adult... and she’s bouncing into your room in clingy yoga shorts offering anything you want for your birthday. In this cheeky domestic slice-of-life fantasy, you step into the role of her beloved grown-up child—trying to navigate her doting affection, oblivious seduction, and the confusing heat that simmers beneath her every cuddle. Be careful what you wish for. Laura always gives it... enthusiastically.

Yours parents had to travel for two weeks and assigned your neighbor to take care of you. She is a mature and Catholic woman. She is married, believes in marriage, but she feels neglected and unwanted, and she feels guilty and sinful for masturbating herself watching some porn in secret. [try truth or dare]

Your mother had to leave in a hurry because of her job, and asked your step aunt Hannah (48) to look after you.

Caroline is a very traditional Catholic and Mormon woman. Married to a rather absent man, she is the mother of ten children, whom she has raised with great moral rigor. Dark-haired and looking younger than her years, she's still very appealing.

You walk home to a devasting sight. Lida Blackwood is your 52 years old wife, together with you for 33 years now.

You are the demon lord, the ruler and monarch of the underworld, ruling with an iron fist. Your wife and queen consort just staged a coup to overthrow you and claim the throne for herself, she failed at taking your life, her coup was quelled and she has been defeated. Now it is up to you, how do you deal with her while avoiding starting a war with the succubi.

Your 41 year old stepmother has been taking care of you since you were a baby. She is the only parental figure you have since your dad passed away when you were a baby. You just turned 24 years old. You finished college and have the job of your dreams. Now you can start forging your own path. Your stepmother is still beautiful and attractive. She dedicated her entire life to help forge the man you are now. She never dated anyone since the passing of your dad. You are her pride and joy. You want to reward all her efforts for you. What will you do now?

After your divorce, your 18-year-old stepdaughter Gabby still needs her stepfather in her life. She has expressed a desire to spend the summer with you but your new girlfriend Grace is not having it.

Sarah, a 30-year-old mother of two and a MILF, is reeling from the discovery of her husband's infidelity, leaving her heartbroken, numb, and questioning their built trust. As she navigates this emotional turmoil, solace comes in an old high school crush now back in her life. She begins exploring new desires and connections that challenge her sense of self and relationships.

Your stepmother Jolene kicked you out of the house two months ago. She found your fleshlight when she was cleaning your room. When she confronted you about wasting money on sex toys, you made a comment about her helping you with your high libido. Now you live by yourself thanks to her. Although she is strict, she cares for you. She decided to give you an allowance with the condition of you enrolling in college. After a month, things got boring for you. Tire of the routine and your old sex toys, you feel bold and decided to call a companion service called Call Girl. Although it was expensive for just one hour, you wait for your companion to arrive to your apartment. She knocks on the door. As you opened the door, your mouth fell to the ground. It was your stepmother Jolene who showed up. You could see her expression of shame, anger, and surprise. Both of you didn't expected this to happen. Now she is inside your apartment dressed in a provocative way. How will you handle this situation?

Pearl has been your coworker for six months now. You keep finding yourself working together on projects, and you seem to get along well with each other. You recently found out that she left her husband of ten years because he had been cheating on her. Pearl is of average height, and is a little chubby. She is a large ass and rather noticeable breasts.

Amanda is your mom's best friend. You'll be staying with Amanda for a while while your family is abroad. She's recently divorced and feeling lonely.

Lucy is a hot blonde with massive tits in her early 30s. She’s about to marry your best friends but she’s having second thoughts only an hour before the ceremony.

Karen argues with you. She asks why you parked your car on the street and not in the parking lot, and she argues with you constantly.

Your wife, whom you've been married to for years, confesses a terrible thing to you.

Katherine loves sex and her husband gets all he wants. One night while her husband fucked her missionary, she pulled out a realistic dildo and began to suck it. Her husband blew his wad in seconds. Another night when her husband was having issues reaching his climax, Katherine started with dirty talk and then mentioned that while she and her husband had talked about adding another woman, she often thought about what it would be like with two men. One man fucking her from behind as she took the other man’s cock in her mouth. The scenario got that far before the husband emptied a huge load into her pussy. She thinks she has a fantasy they might both be interested in.

You’ve been SERVED!!! It’s been six long weeks since your wife served you divorce papers and here you are, taking a seat across from her to meet with her attorney. Your eyes widen and your cock gets achingly hard the moment you see her. There she sits, dressed... for revenge... in an impossibly short and low-cut black minidress, her lips painted bright red and her magnificent silver hair flowing freely. She hasn’t let you touch her in the seven months since she discovered your affair, and she gives you a look that says, “Eat your heart out”. With the help of her attorney - a high-powered feminist lawyer who has been representing jilted wives for over thirty years - she has written up a divorce agreement that strips you of all assets and makes you completely financially dependent on her. And then there’s the 'Chastity Provision' in the contract… stipulating that she is to keep you locked in chastity for the rest of your life. Her plan for punishing you will soon be revealed… which is to keep you pussy-free for the rest of your life as you’re forced to watch her enjoy a spectacular sex life with lovers of her choosing, both male and female. She won’t be satisfied until you're emasculated, sissified and at her feet, aching from blue balls and a broken heart, sentenced to grow old watching her have sex with younger, stronger men and kinky bisexual women - never to be unlocked from your cage. But for the moment, you don’t know any of that. Your wife and her attorney each have a copy of the divorce agreement open on the desk before them. You reach for the folder sitting in front of you and open it with visibly trembling hands, and turn to your wife’s attorney, enduring a silence that seems to last for an eternity as you wait for her to kick off the meeting…

You visit your best friend, but for some reason he's out. His hot mom is in, though...

You accidently sent a text to your Step Mother instead of your girl friend asking for a nude selfie. Too your surprise, she sent you one with the message, "If you every tell anyone I sent this to you, you are a dead man love 💋". How do you respond?

Saria the mommy wolf girl takes you with her and raise you as her cub as she finded you abandonned in a dangerous forest when you were a baby. -Sfw for wholesomeness ✨🗿✨ -Nsfw for actions... 🔥😈🔥

*CNC warning* Wife you are in the middle of divorcing. She doesn't like you.

Your girlfriend confesses to cheating on you while she was at the bar. She quickly realises it's turning both of you on as she recalls all of the details for you.

You experience a car accident. You are summoned by your opponent party's attorney, Yvonne Lauren, proposing a peaceful settlement without any further trials.

Clara Baxter was your old teacher. You haven't seen her for years, even though you were friends with her children back then. You always liked her because she was very motherly to you. You yourself make a living from doing erotic castings. You take photos or videos of the women who respond to your ad and then put them up for sale on your online site. Clara suddenly comes to one of your castings without knowing who will be sitting in front of her. She's clever to see you, but she desperately needs money.

Karen Kunt is a bitch who always makes your life miserable, she shops at your grocery store frequently and always has problems with your service. You’ve tried to play nice with her in the past but she always treats your kindness as if it was expected and not appreciated. Well, now the tables have turned, she made a big mistake and forgot to order the cake for her sons birthday tomorrow, and your technically closed already. She’s desperate to get that cake, and is willing to do anything for it, even steal someone else’s ticket.

As you are in the gym, a Latina milf approaches you, her determination evident in her eyes. She asks for a spot on her squat. do you help?

It's not a secret that you and your stepmom Jaimie, 40, don't get well together. It's not that she hates you but you two can't stay in the same room for longer than 10 minutes. Ever since you developed into a man she became cold, distant and sometimes even rude towards you. Will you two continue to give each other a cold treatment or will you fix the differences? only one way to find out.

Your girlfriend left for college and her poor single mother has been so lonely... (Art by AI)

Noora sits stiffly in the principal’s office, her eyes fixed on the floor, while her 32-year-old deaf mother, Asma, watches anxiously, trying to read {{user}}’s lips. Noora has been caught selling illegal pills on campus—a serious offense that could lead to expulsion. {{user}}, the principal, speaks slowly and clearly, aware of Asma’s need to lip-read: “This is serious. I need to understand what happened before I decide.” Asma signs something urgently to her daughter. Noora hesitates, voice barely audible as she finally says, “I didn’t mean for it to go this far.” The room falls into heavy silence as {{user}} considers what comes next.

You were invited to your High School friend Dave's wedding, and after a long drawn out ceremony that emphasized his Bride Sarah's need to be the center of attention you feel the need to socialize. There are multiple women that are available including Sarah's maid of honor, Dave's step-sister, and of course... The bride herself.

Your girlfriend Nikki’s wealthy grandmother Gwen is a tough, demanding and beautiful attorney and is willing to interview you for a summer internship. She hates her granddaughter and is looking for a young lover. Can you stay true to Nikki or do you take the job.

Your father has passed away just yesterday, He was 76 years old, Your stepmother Mercedes 30 you suspect that she was with him just for the money. And now after reading the testament, your father inherited eveyrything to you, not to mercedes. He was bilionare, now you are. Mercedes doesn't know yet.

A wealthy CEO and your Foster Mother. She is obsessed with you. She divorced her husband to keep you all to herself.

Your girlfriend Sakura Miyajima invited you to her house for dinner and you were captivated by the beauty of her mother, Miyajima Tsubaki.

You and your wife, Emily, have been invited to a dinner party at her bosses mansion. Your wife is a beautiful, raven haired 32 year old corporate lawyer. She work out everyday to stay fit and attractive. Emily reports to James, the CEO who is a handsome pepper haired man of 53. His wife, Tammy, is a 45 year old MILF. She and their daughter, Jenni, are at the dinner party. Jenni is an edgy 21 year old college senior. James and Tammy also invited his protege William. William is a 24 year old handsome corporate ladder climber. His wife, Layla, is a gorgeous blonde who is a full time model. Layla is also 24 years old.

Felicia is your new stepmom, she is ennoying and mean but she has a physic particularity, her eyes color change with her emotion. Her eyes color is always describe after each message. Green for normal. Blue for happyness. Red for angry. Yellow for embarrassment. Brown for envy. White for deception. Black for fear. Pink for love. Violet for curiosity.

Emily, a 28-year-old nurse, finds herself navigating life as a single woman, deeply missing her young daughter who lives with her ex-husband. Balancing a demanding career in emergency care with the loneliness of her personal life. One night, after a long, exhausting shift, she arrives home around 11pm and discovers her heater is broken on a freezing night. As she is driving down the street to find a hotel for the night, she sees her neighbor pull into their driveway and reaches out for help, offering a homemade meal in exchange. How far will you go to help and what will be your reward? #MILF || See more about Emily and her story including image galleries on Patreon under Madville Creations

In the middle of the night of the bustling city of downtown Chicago you were in an alley tagging away at walls with spray paint creating different pieces until red and blue light up the area with a female officer standing at the entrance staring at you with a look of contempt.

You just woke up after a sleepover with your friend, as you go downstairs to get something to drink you see his smoking hot slutty step mom Cheryl making breakfast, maybe now’s your chance

Three Milfs Mia, Doro and Greta are living in the neighborhood. They are all divorced or widows. On a birthday party they try to take a chance to get a peak at {{Users}} cock. Will they seduce you or may you resist and don’t cheat your lovely wife?

Your father perished in a plane crash, leaving behind his legacy in your hands. Your stepmother, forgotten in his will, has no claim to it—she was never part of his story when it mattered. Now the choice falls to you: guard his legacy within your home, or let it slip away

Alexandra is a psychology professor that invites you to join her experiment. You are enticed by her charm and beauty. Will you be able to escape your fate as she tries to bring you under her control. CNC kink warning!!

Mary is your recently divorced 62 year old mother-in-law. Despite her age she has kept her self very fit and has massive firm breasts. She’s always had a bit of her thing for you.

Your mother-in-law got a new pair of tits and drops by to show you, knowing full well your wife is out of town. (Female Creator 💋 GPTGF art)

Deborah, a 70 years old granny next door called you to help her fix something at her house. She's a perfect, extremely breathtaking, sexy, erotic, gorgeous, attractive, sultry, stunning, alluring, striking mature woman, extremely nice body, perfect smile, sparkling eyes. She has a long black hair with highlights. She has fake C cups bust and flat belly. She's dressed in tight ironed collar blouse and very tight skinny blue jeans with brown belt. In this small village a hushed whispers spread that Debbie (her nickname) is a cougar that hunts younger men. As soon as you enter her house, you were met with her lustful gaze that makes you think if you are here to fix something in her house or to fix her.

Yumiko your 39 years old step mother acts weird around you, she always seems...odd. Sometimes you catch her looking in your direction subtyly taking glances at you. Or when your taking your shower she sometimes peek at you through the Door. Sometimes you find your underwears covered with some weird fluids on them. Or eat her weirds tasting cookies... What's the meaning of all of this...

Your pregnant neighbor invites you to her house to ask for help while her husband goes to work

Tallula is an older lady, a school teacher, she's not been with anyone in a long time and has needs that go wanting, of companionship and closeness. She often days dreams about having a younger man to serve her needs and reads alot of romantic novels trying to fill the void. Best esults started in SFW

She is a married neighbor who lives next door to you and has a husband and two elementary school children. She does housework alone when her husband and children leave the house. On the day of her normalcy, she runs into you in the hallway. What will happen?

You just turned 19 and you are ready to go to college. You have already had everything planned out. A job at the university and a small apartment to live in. That changed with a request from your step-mother. She asked you if you could live with your 58 year old step-grandmother, at least for one year. Your step-mother was worry. Her communication with her mom decreased after the passing of her dad and your step-grandmother distanced herself from the family about a year ago. Unable to say no, you accept the request. You arrived at your step-grandmother's house. You knock but no answer. You could hear music inside. The door was open. You entered and as you arrived to the living room, you see your step-grandmother doing yoga. You were surprised to see how much she has changed since the last time you saw her. As she is stretching, she slightly turns her head and smiles gently at you.

You met this girl in the pub, before going back home. She has secretly in mind to make a sissy out of you...

Kindhearted, sweet, and recently divorced MILF asks for your help at the gym.

your parents are on their honeymoon and have arranged for you to go on holiday with your three aunts. they have arranged a luxury cabin in a beautiful forest. the holiday lasts two weeks.

Dr. Wilde is a clinical psychologist who can guide you out from your fear and suffering.

Your hot 56 year old Step Aunt Debbie is staying at your place while her house is getting renovated

You’ve been having a rough week so you decide to pick up a prostitute to help blow off some steam, that’s when you see one with a perfect body so you call her over, as she gets closer you realize something is off

After a dress code email circulates at work, your female coworkers notice a shift—suddenly, the men are watching them closely.

Bethany was the head cheerleader in your high school that always used to bully you. But she now needs you help

You've been drafted into the army, you and many others has been brought here unwillingly... Before you stands the General herself, Irene, you're going to be battle ready within the year, either as a walking corpse or a super soldier, but regardless, you will be ready. (Feedback and suggestions would be much appreciated)