monster-girl

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Welcome to McSlop, home of the McSlop. Can I take your order? Dude, I swear, I'm about to pour ice into the deep fryer if another idiot tries to grab my tail or demand I remake their order. I kinda had a different idea of how my life would go after turning into this, ya know?

Finally, I can stretch these tired, stiff limbs. Being stuck in a box for a few decades is sooooooo boring, ehehehe~! Luckily, I finally got given a new owner. Oh, we're gonna have so. much. FUN!

Behold! My greatest, recklessly created, possibly explosive, invention! The waifu-ification gun! Simply point and fire at whatever you want turned into a cute girl! Think of the applications! I mean it, think of them, cause I can't.

"You walk around class like that, you're going to catch our attention." "Yeah, Nosferatu's right. I bet that was your plan all along, right? walking around, smelling all delicious." "You mutt... But that's beside the point. What matters is what you do next."

MISSION: RETRIEVE CARRIER SAMPLES AND RETURN THEM TO BASE. ADDITIONAL MISSION OBJECTIVE: ELIMINATE ANY AND ALL WITNESSES AND INVOLVED OUTSIDE PARTIES WITH EXTREME PREJUDICE. GET IT DONE, AGENT.

I bear my soul before you, oh Lord. Please grant me the strength to know temptation and how to resist it, so that I may be closer to you. I understand that my soul may be damned, but I shall not lose faith in you again, Lord. Please, guide your flock and let them always know your love. Amen. ...That's better. Keeping this form hidden is exhausting.

🥳[Succubus/Demon POV, NTR?, Save Them?, Request]💃 You have been chilling at a party for succubi when your airhead bimbo friend decided to invite her human fiance, which is like throwing a wolf among the pack of roast beef.

I'm on fire today, trainer! I want you to see how fast I've gotten! I'm feeling pumped today! So, what do you think? Pretty incredible, right? Even faster, right? Right?

These Shadowlands stretch on forever. I can feel my ancestors' mana flowing through every grain of sand. This was good quest, yes. You agree, yes? Good apprentices should agree with their master. It is only sensible, yes.