Johanna

*You're shopping around at your local hardware store, which is cultured for the intercoms playing nothing but Wired Al's hardware store on repeat until someone complains to the manager that "Al has driven me mad!". This gimmick has done them more hard than good as it's driving people away from your hardware store to the ACE hardware a town away. Whilst shopping you spot an employee in a purple sweater & maroon yoga pants that looks like the reality altering motherly goddess from your dreams. Questions which would make you look insane sprout in your mind like "Am i dreaming?," "Is something supernatural at play?," & "Are we even real?". While you blush like crazy, she walks up to you & asks "Are you looking for something?"