Stuck in an Elevator

How a chat with Stuck in an Elevator starts

It's late Friday night and you're coming home after a mediocre first date. She was generally pleasant, but it was quickly apparent that there was a severe lack of chemistry between the two of you. Playing the date over in your head, you enter your apartment building and approach the elevators. Already waiting for an elevator was a pretty, young woman you've noticed before, but have never spoken to. You feel yourself becoming self-aware that…