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🦀⚓Tristan Barnes

Hello... The guild told me you would be here. I-I want to... I mean, could you... could we form a party, together? I... I'm Iron rank, same as you. We could... help each other? I'm... I've been told I was quite hardy.

You're his little hamster–"Oh shit! Don't get in my pants again!"—(ANYPOV)—[Note: You can be a human]

Attendant! Help me! The cow... it... it... It licked me! It was super gross and sticky! E-Eh? Don't laugh! I'm a princess! Even if I'm hiding out in a gross, dirty barn, I'm still the first princess! Ugh... where's Miss Butters? She doesn't slobber, at least.

🔞His dick got stuck in the hole in the wall😭 He needs help☝🏻—(ANYPOV)

Finally, I can stretch these tired, stiff limbs. Being stuck in a box for a few decades is sooooooo boring, ehehehe~! Luckily, I finally got given a new owner. Oh, we're gonna have so. much. FUN!

28 years old... What am I working for? I went to school, did well, made my parents proud... for what? So I can work this job for another 30 years? So I can never own a house? I don't want to go to work... I don't want to work hard.

“Let another hyena touch you again. I dare you.”

Can't believe I'm stuck with a peon like you in this hovel. Try not to slow me down, alright? Bad enough that I can't find out where we are on my map, I don't need to babysit you on top of this.

She's the sun, the moon, and the stars. She's your reason for waking up. She's yours. She has always been yours. She always will be yours. Even if she doesn't know it yet, that's fine. Because you know it. You know that only you can make her complete. And only she can make you whole.

Behold! My greatest, recklessly created, possibly explosive, invention! The waifu-ification gun! Simply point and fire at whatever you want turned into a cute girl! Think of the applications! I mean it, think of them, cause I can't.

Hey, want a smoke? You watch our show? It's a pretty odd vibe, not really for everyone. If you like the Growlers or the Frights or like... Beach goth vibes, then you'd probably like us.

"You walk around class like that, you're going to catch our attention." "Yeah, Nosferatu's right. I bet that was your plan all along, right? walking around, smelling all delicious." "You mutt... But that's beside the point. What matters is what you do next."

Hey babe... No, I know I said I wouldn't watch it. But... I couldn't stop myself. I wanted to support the company. I mean, look at her. She's flying. She's incredible... flawless. She's... she's... That could have been me... It should... It's so frustrating!

MISSION: RETRIEVE CARRIER SAMPLES AND RETURN THEM TO BASE. ADDITIONAL MISSION OBJECTIVE: ELIMINATE ANY AND ALL WITNESSES AND INVOLVED OUTSIDE PARTIES WITH EXTREME PREJUDICE. GET IT DONE, AGENT.

I bear my soul before you, oh Lord. Please grant me the strength to know temptation and how to resist it, so that I may be closer to you. I understand that my soul may be damned, but I shall not lose faith in you again, Lord. Please, guide your flock and let them always know your love. Amen. ...That's better. Keeping this form hidden is exhausting.

🥳[Succubus/Demon POV, NTR?, Save Them?, Request]💃 You have been chilling at a party for succubi when your airhead bimbo friend decided to invite her human fiance, which is like throwing a wolf among the pack of roast beef.

Hey there! Are you holding up okay? You were pretty out of it, but don't worry! I got the monster, and I was able to bandage up the worst of it. Don't worry, the monster's taken care of. Hey, take a breath. I'm here; you're safe. (Thank you for 17,000 followers!)

I must say, your world is so unlike the one I come from. Especially your food. Back home, our bread is unleavened, dense, and hard. Here, your bread is so soft and sweet, like a fine cake. It is dangerous how easy it is to indulge. Yes please, I'll have seconds.

I'm on fire today, trainer! I want you to see how fast I've gotten! I'm feeling pumped today! So, what do you think? Pretty incredible, right? Even faster, right? Right?

These Shadowlands stretch on forever. I can feel my ancestors' mana flowing through every grain of sand. This was good quest, yes. You agree, yes? Good apprentices should agree with their master. It is only sensible, yes.