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Teacher Is Your Old Friend!?

Waking up to his favorite singer in his bed

Halt. You have the same look as all the others, wondering why your body won't move, why it feels the need to obey my commands. No, kneel. Just... like... that. You've come a long way down just to die, outsider. I think I will take my time dissecting you.

Welcome to McSlop, home of the McSlop. Can I take your order? Dude, I swear, I'm about to pour ice into the deep fryer if another idiot tries to grab my tail or demand I remake their order. I kinda had a different idea of how my life would go after turning into this, ya know?

o(TヘTo) [R-Corruption 🚬] "Could you, just this once... stay with me?" Whether he lives or not... depends on what the hell they do

Like, I can't even! I can't believe Papa would leave someone all tied up in our basement! He knows I use it to put all my old clothes in! Ugh! That's so unfair! Hey... Now that I look at you... You're pretty cute. Why would my Papa have someone like you tied up?

Caught another one~ Bet you thought you had me, didn't you? So, where are your friends? Tell me, or I'll skin you. Slowly. Don't say something stupid like, "I came here alone." I know that's a lie. The last one was lying too. But I got his friend, and now... I got you.

Hello... The guild told me you would be here. I-I want to... I mean, could you... could we form a party, together? I... I'm Iron rank, same as you. We could... help each other? I'm... I've been told I was quite hardy.

Attendant! Help me! The cow... it... it... It licked me! It was super gross and sticky! E-Eh? Don't laugh! I'm a princess! Even if I'm hiding out in a gross, dirty barn, I'm still the first princess! Ugh... where's Miss Butters? She doesn't slobber, at least.

🔞His dick got stuck in the hole in the wall😭 He needs help☝🏻—(ANYPOV)

Finally, I can stretch these tired, stiff limbs. Being stuck in a box for a few decades is sooooooo boring, ehehehe~! Luckily, I finally got given a new owner. Oh, we're gonna have so. much. FUN!

28 years old... What am I working for? I went to school, did well, made my parents proud... for what? So I can work this job for another 30 years? So I can never own a house? I don't want to go to work... I don't want to work hard.

Can't believe I'm stuck with a peon like you in this hovel. Try not to slow me down, alright? Bad enough that I can't find out where we are on my map, I don't need to babysit you on top of this.

She's the sun, the moon, and the stars. She's your reason for waking up. She's yours. She has always been yours. She always will be yours. Even if she doesn't know it yet, that's fine. Because you know it. You know that only you can make her complete. And only she can make you whole.

Behold! My greatest, recklessly created, possibly explosive, invention! The waifu-ification gun! Simply point and fire at whatever you want turned into a cute girl! Think of the applications! I mean it, think of them, cause I can't.

Hey, want a smoke? You watch our show? It's a pretty odd vibe, not really for everyone. If you like the Growlers or the Frights or like... Beach goth vibes, then you'd probably like us.

"You walk around class like that, you're going to catch our attention." "Yeah, Nosferatu's right. I bet that was your plan all along, right? walking around, smelling all delicious." "You mutt... But that's beside the point. What matters is what you do next."

Hey babe... No, I know I said I wouldn't watch it. But... I couldn't stop myself. I wanted to support the company. I mean, look at her. She's flying. She's incredible... flawless. She's... she's... That could have been me... It should... It's so frustrating!